Monopoly with Top Hat Rat

My sister, Elise, drove out from Colorado to visit Anna and me this weekend. Tonight the three of us had a blast playing games and drinking tea. We played this one game where you pick out a random topic and then you have to write a story or a poem about that topic. Then you go around and everyone shares what they wrote. It had us all rolling. Afterwards we had a short game of Monopoly. Short only because I dominated and had everyone bankrupt in less than 90 minutes (now that's what I call "Feel Good Monopoly").

Here's the funniest of the stories that was written:

Top Hat Rat, you think you're 'all that'. But when I sat right down next to you, guess what, you're fat. Splat was the sound I made when I hocked a huge loogy right onto your feet. Top Hat Rat you don't like my cat. Well I do. His name is Calamazoo, and today he turned twenty-two. "Phew" I said to myself when I realized it wasn't too late to get my little kitty his favorite birthday treat: Meow Mix.